The redsox(magazine)

Red, like the chunks of spaghetti sauce in my throw-up

Grey, like the disgusting spots in my chicken

Sox, makes me think about my fungified sweaty gym socks I have worn for weeks

O yea, and spell it right

They start fights with teams better than they are,

They don't respect one of the hardest working people in the world, 

You probably hate them just like me.

Boston Redsox.