The ballad of George

One day George was driving to Maine from Georgia. He was going to  see the Dinosaur Jr. concert. On his way there he passed through the terrible city of Boston. He saw Bill Quorgan so George stabbed him in the jugular vein spewing blood 20 feet into the air. After 18 hours of non-stop driving and about 3 losing the cops, George arrives in Maine. When he got to the concert George realizes it was a Boys Like Girls concert. He was very angry. At the concert George was offered to do something illegal. He decided that his life couldn't  get any worse because he was at a Boys Like Girls concert and he was also wanted for murder. George tried the illegal substance and about and hour later George didn't have a life. Poor guy.